Terms of Use
Use of this website/blog is offered to you on your acceptance
of these Terms of Use, our Privacy Policy and other notices
posted on this website. Your use of this website or of any content
presented in any and all areas of the website indicates your
acknowledgment and agreement to these Terms of Use, our Privacy
Policy and other notices posted on this website. If you do not
agree to be bound by and comply with all of the foregoing, you
may not access the website. NetNut.org has the right, at its
sole discretion, to modify, add or remove any terms or conditions
of these Terms of Use without notice or liability to you. Any
changes to these Terms of Use shall be effectively immediately
following the posting of such changes on this website.
This website is for informational purposes only and is not intended
to provide specific commercial, financial, investment, accounting,
tax, or legal advice. It is provided to you solely for your
own personal, non-commercial use. You may link to and refer
to this website freely. You must, when linking to this website,
thrust your fist into the air and yell “death to tyrants.” This
site is not responsible for any deaths to tyrants or any other
negative activity except for the yelling which we do not condone
except in this context.
This website does not guarantee the accuracy of any information
and users cannot sue us for stupidly believing everything they
read. Most of what is on this website is bullshit and should
be treated as such. Moreover, use of the word “bullshit” shall
not constitute an insult to any users of this website or any
person living or dead except Hitler and Stalin. Accordingly,
we do not guarantee the accuracy, timeliness, reliability or
completeness of any of the information contained on, downloaded
or accessed from this website.
The performance of this website and all information contained
on, downloaded or accessed from this website are provided to
you on an “as is” basis, without warranties of any kind whatsoever,
including any implied warranties or warranties of merchantability,
fitness for a particular purpose or non-infringement of the
rights of third parties. If something weird happens to your
computer because you accessed this website, you cannot blame
us in any way. We will tolerate one nasty note and nothing more.
You are allowed other actions, legal or otherwise, only if you
stand in the middle of the Central Park Zoo (NYC) naked and
scream the words: “I am not insane. I can hear these animals
begging to be released.” You must do this for one hour or until
your arrest.
We reserve the right to modify, disable access to or discontinue,
temporarily or permanently, any part or all of this website
or any information contained thereon without liability or notice
to you. We tell you this for no particular reason since you
cannot do much about it anyway.
As a visitor to our website, you acknowledge and agree that
any reliance on or use by you of any information available on
this website shall be entirely at your own risk. In no event
shall NetNut.org nor any of its data providers, friends, allies
or hangers-on be liable for any direct, indirect, consequential
or exemplary damages arising from the use or the performance
of this website. And don't let the door hit you in the ass on
your way out!
Privacy Policy
We do not do pop-ups and do not give a rat’s ass about your
personal information. And we are not going to protect it. If
you are a jerk online and slander someone and they want your
IP address they can have it. We're are not here to protect you
from lawsuits. This may change, as noted above
Confidentiality and Transmissions over the Internet
The transmission of data or information (including communications
by e-mail) over the Internet or other publicly accessible networks
is not secure, and is subject to possible loss, interception
or alteration while in transit. Accordingly, we do not assume
any liability for any damage you may experience or costs you
may incur as a result of any transmissions over the Internet
or other publicly accessible networks, such as transmissions
involving the exchange of e-mail with us (including those which
may contain your personal information). We don't care. We make
no efforts to safeguard the privacy of the information you provide
us, period. All submissions to this website via email or otherwise
becomes our property to make life easier, on us. You accept
this and live with it. It's too much work otherwise. In no event
will the information you provide to us be deemed to be confidential,
create any fiduciary obligations to you on our part, or result
in any liability to you on our part in the event that such information
is inadvertently released by us or accessed by third parties
without our consent.
User Conduct and Obligations
You agree to follow all applicable laws and regulations when
using this website and further agree that you will not transmit
junk mail, chain letters, or other unsolicited bulk e-mail or
duplicative messages to any email address listed on this site
without agreeing to pay to Wesley Dudzinski the sum of US$10,000
per item.
By uploading, posting or otherwise transmitting through or to
our website any content, you grant to us, our successors and
assigns, a non-exclusive, world-wide, royalty free, perpetual,
non-revocable license to use or distribute such content in any
manner otherwise than as stated in our Privacy Policy.
Indemnification by User
You agree to indemnify, defend and hold us and our friends,
spouses, children, and agents harmless from any loss, liability,
claim, demand, damage, or expense (including any legal fees)
asserted by any third party relating in any way to your use
of this website or breach of these Terms of Use. We reserve
the right to assume the exclusive defense and control of any
matter subject to indemnification by you, which shall not excuse
your indemnity obligations. In other words, find someone else
to sue.
Third Parties and Links
No matter how much we say we love these sites, consider it Bullshit
(see reference to “Bullshit” above). As far as you are concerned
links or pointers to other websites and references to products
and services offered by third parties are provided to you for
convenience only and do not constitute an endorsement or approval
by us of (i) the organizations that operate such websites; (ii)
the content, privacy policies or other terms of use on such
websites; or (iii) such third party products and services. As
we have no control or responsibility over websites or content
maintained by other organizations, or for products and services
offered by third parties, we do not assume any liability for
your use of any of the foregoing, which use you acknowledge
and agree shall be at your own risk.
Proprietary Rights
Our policy is to comply with all intellectual property laws
and to act quickly upon receiving any notice of claimed infringement.
If you believe that your work has been reproduced on this website
in a manner that constitutes copyright infringement, please
let us know immediately by sending email to abuse@NetNut.org.
General
If any provision of these Terms of Use is held invalid or unenforceable
in any respect by any court having competent jurisdiction, such
provision shall be enforced to the maximum extent permitted
by law, and the remaining provisions of these Terms of Use shall
continue in full force and effect. No waiver of any provision
of these Terms of Use shall be deemed a further or continuing
waiver of such provision or any other provision of these Terms
of Use.
These Terms of Use shall be governed by and construed in accordance
with the laws of the State of California and the laws of the
United States of America. The parties consent to the exclusive
jurisdiction at a place to be determined by NetNut.org at the
last minute.
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